The Hi-Tech watch

A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time.

The guy replies "Sure, which country?"



The fella asks "How many countries have you got?"

, to which the reply is "All the countries in the world!"

"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."



"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"

"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one . . . You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"



"Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours."



The watchless traveller can hardly whip out his check book fast enough, and hands over a check for $900.

The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

"Congratulations, here is you new hi-tech watch" and then, handing the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries."

Which location are you In?

* Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and they start arguing about who's

right.

- You are in Kolkatta



* Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.

- That's Mumbai



* Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &

tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat

him up.

- That's Delhi



* Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly opens a chai stall!

- That's Ahmedabad.



* Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes

a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight

doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program!!

- Thats Bangalore !!!!



* Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like

all this non sense. Peace comes in.

- That's Chennai.



* Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and

call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are

fighting.

- You are in Bihar.

Present

Last week I asked my wife what she wanted as a present

for her birthday.

"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something

with diamonds."

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

GK

Questions to Sardar

Q1: What is ford?

Sardar : gaadi

Q2: What is oxford?

Sardar : So simple, bail gaadi

Lunch

A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the

road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back

from the office

Diwali

Two sardars talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai

deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?

2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

Sardar & Exams

Man: How was your exam today ?

Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was

difficult

Man: Which one ?

Sardar:  What is the past tense of THINK ?





I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK.

The Barber and The Indian

There is this good old barber in London.



One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber. The barber refuses and replies : "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service."



The florist is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



Policeman goes for a hair cut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. The barber man replies : "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service."



The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door.



An Indian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies : "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing the community service."



The Indian Software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, Guess what he finds there...





CAN YOU GUESS?













Come on, think like an INDIAN.................

























A dozen Indians waiting for a Haircut...