The Hi-Tech watch

A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time.

The guy replies "Sure, which country?"



The fella asks "How many countries have you got?"

, to which the reply is "All the countries in the world!"

"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."



"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"

"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one . . . You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"



"Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours."



The watchless traveller can hardly whip out his check book fast enough, and hands over a check for $900.

The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

"Congratulations, here is you new hi-tech watch" and then, handing the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries."

Which location are you In?

* Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and they start arguing about who's

right.

- You are in Kolkatta



* Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.

- That's Mumbai



* Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &

tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat

him up.

- That's Delhi



* Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly opens a chai stall!

- That's Ahmedabad.



* Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes

a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight

doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program!!

- Thats Bangalore !!!!



* Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy

comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like

all this non sense. Peace comes in.

- That's Chennai.



* Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and

call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are

fighting.

- You are in Bihar.

Present

Last week I asked my wife what she wanted as a present

for her birthday.

"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something

with diamonds."

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

GK

Questions to Sardar

Q1: What is ford?

Sardar : gaadi

Q2: What is oxford?

Sardar : So simple, bail gaadi

Lunch

A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the

road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back

from the office

Diwali

Two sardars talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai

deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?

2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

Sardar & Exams

Man: How was your exam today ?

Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was

difficult

Man: Which one ?

Sardar:  What is the past tense of THINK ?





I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK.